{"id":848,"date":"2008-08-11T18:34:41","date_gmt":"2008-08-12T01:34:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/?p=848"},"modified":"2008-08-11T18:34:41","modified_gmt":"2008-08-12T01:34:41","slug":"this-might-be-the-most-useless-thing-ive-ever-seen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2008\/08\/11\/this-might-be-the-most-useless-thing-ive-ever-seen\/","title":{"rendered":"This might be the most useless thing I&#039;ve ever seen."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.shopgetorganized.com\/prodetail~itemNo~24910.asp\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"centered\" title=\"Laser Scissors\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/images\/misc\/2008\/08\/p29748_500.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Laser Scissors You can cut a straight line! Just aim the pin-point laser and follow the line. No marking, no crooked cuts. Metal, 8 1\/2 x 3 1\/2 x 1&#8243;.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Who came up with this thing?  Are they still alive?  Did they stop to think about how the laser only guarantees that you might cut it along that line, and not that it&#8217;ll be from the point you want to the point you want? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Laser Scissors You can cut a straight line! Just aim the pin-point laser and follow the line. No marking, no crooked cuts. Metal, 8 1\/2 x 3 1\/2 x 1&#8243;. Who came up with this thing? Are they still alive? &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2008\/08\/11\/this-might-be-the-most-useless-thing-ive-ever-seen\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[10,139],"class_list":["post-848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-with-images","tag-people-are-stupid","tag-products"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-dG","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=848"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/848\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}