{"id":915,"date":"2008-11-10T15:52:53","date_gmt":"2008-11-10T22:52:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/?p=915"},"modified":"2008-11-10T15:52:53","modified_gmt":"2008-11-10T22:52:53","slug":"from-the-list-of-movies-i-never-want-to-see-again-the-net","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2008\/11\/10\/from-the-list-of-movies-i-never-want-to-see-again-the-net\/","title":{"rendered":"From the List of Movies I Never Want to See Again: The Net"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t actually have a list of movies I never want to see again, but, if I did?  <i>The Net<\/i> would be on it.<\/p>\n<p>We also watched Friday the 13th&#8230;six?  I&#8217;m not entirely sure.  One of those where the big scary monster comes back from the dead and kills a bunch of 80s stereotypes, so it could&#8217;ve been anything, really.  The reason I mention it is that it was actually slightly more&#8230;believable and less silly than <i>The Net<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I&#8217;m just seeing it too late.  I don&#8217;t actually think that&#8217;s the case, but I&#8217;m willing to grant that it&#8217;s possible.  Maybe I know a little too much, and I&#8217;m a little too e-jaded to buy all the shit they piled into it.<\/p>\n<p>Probably not, though&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t actually have a list of movies I never want to see again, but, if I did? The Net would be on it. We also watched Friday the 13th&#8230;six? I&#8217;m not entirely sure. One of those where the big &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2008\/11\/10\/from-the-list-of-movies-i-never-want-to-see-again-the-net\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[108],"class_list":["post-915","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-moviestv"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-eL","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/915","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=915"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/915\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}