{"id":949,"date":"2008-12-23T09:04:46","date_gmt":"2008-12-23T16:04:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2008\/12\/out-for-delivery-2"},"modified":"2008-12-23T09:04:46","modified_gmt":"2008-12-23T16:04:46","slug":"out-for-delivery-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2008\/12\/23\/out-for-delivery-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Out for Delivery."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>6:40 AM.  And still together, I assume.<\/p>\n<p>As for the weather, it&#8217;s 23, with an 80% chance of snow.  Which means I should probably go out there and salt the sidewalk a bit more, so the UPS Man doesn&#8217;t kill himself [or my stuff] on his way to my door.<\/p>\n<p>Edit: well, that&#8217;s odd.  The Out for Delivery times changed.  The 4lb box to 3:55AM, and the 19lb box to 5:28AM.  So they&#8217;re not together.<\/p>\n<p>Stupid UPS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>6:40 AM. And still together, I assume. As for the weather, it&#8217;s 23, with an 80% chance of snow. Which means I should probably go out there and salt the sidewalk a bit more, so the UPS Man doesn&#8217;t kill &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2008\/12\/23\/out-for-delivery-2\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[81,136,167,171],"class_list":["post-949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib","tag-giftmas","tag-presents","tag-tracking","tag-ups"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-fj","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/949","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=949"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/949\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}