Sharing the lulz.

So, there’s this idiot in chat — writerinindia. He’s…a very special sort of idiot. For the past few years, he’s been coming to the room [R:1, and AvC before that] complaining that the Indian government is harassing him for writing, demanding that he not write, and making it so that he can’t [by keeping him too poor to do anything but stay in cheap hotels and get online at an internet cafe every night].

So, he’s a special sort of crazy. And he’s obsessed with me — and the kidney racket he thinks I run. He seems to think that Gremlin is the doctor I’ve hired to harvest the kidneys. And that my house is made out of lino-eum. Or something.
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rikky_royston

Someone decided that I was the perfect text market for their…I don’t know, poorly executed choose-your-own-adventure romance? I’m really not sure. I just happened to catch this happening in my Rejects bin, and decided to respond to it.

Unfortunately, I wasn’t at my best. I’m sure I could’ve done much better if I’d just been slightly more awake and able to see.

…and not bewildered by the incredible stupidity.
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ooso.reticuli: And if you post anything on your little websites I will make damn sure every person who comes in here knows you are a hacker

ooso.reticuli made a couple of dire mistakes yesterday. The really important one, though, was this:
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