I was going to call this post, ‘Shit they don’t tell you about blogging’, but…christ, every person with a blog writes a fucking post about how to be a great and successful blogger like a bunch of people I’ve never heard of [they’re probably mommybloggers, the popular girl clique of the internet that won’t ever notice me because I refuse to reproduce].
And I’m not going to wade through all that shit, because wading through it seems to require buying this helpful book, or watching these helpful videos, and…fucking christ, really? No.
But good job finding a way to make money from desperate people. I’m not gonna play, though.
I’m just gonna wade into this all ignorant-like.
If this post were an episode of a television show, it’d be an episode that airs after a long hiatus. This means we need a section that covers ‘the story so far’ or ‘what went before’, or a phrase of your preference meaning ‘that shit that happened that everyone forgot, or didn’t know, or whatever.’
Yeah. I haven’t had much to say for a while. I’ve got all these ideas, but no real good plan for implementation. I guess that’s kinda my thing….
Anyway, the other day, I was sitting around, minding my own business, when…stupid happened. You know me, I love it when stupid happens. I’m still waiting for this particular stupid to do something, but I guess he’s too busy attentionwhoring elsewheres to actually look back and admit he was wrong.
Maybe next time.