{"id":104,"date":"2005-10-31T06:45:30","date_gmt":"2005-10-31T12:45:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2005\/10\/31\/a-short-cut-up-chat-transcript-of-two-idiots\/"},"modified":"2013-02-23T06:25:27","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T06:25:27","slug":"a-short-cut-up-chat-transcript-of-two-idiots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2005\/10\/31\/a-short-cut-up-chat-transcript-of-two-idiots\/","title":{"rendered":"A short, cut up chat transcript of two idiots."},"content":{"rendered":"

Hunter_the_CrazyChick* reminds deathproof_i_am that YAHOO is recording his IP address.
\nLOG DATA Mon, 31 Oct 2005 03:40:15 Hunter_the_CrazyChick, Religion:1
\ndeathproof_i_am: hunter_the_crazychick You keep talking to me about sex , sex and only sex. This is not a sex room. You can go to prison for this.. do you know that? Be careful
\nLOG DATA Mon, 31 Oct 2005 03:41:15 Hunter_the_CrazyChick, Religion:1
\nHunter_the_CrazyChick: deathproof_the_cocksucker: really? And when was I the one who brought up sex? I wasn’t. Nothing I’ve said has been any sort of sexual offer or sexual favour-asking. You keep bringing it up, because you’re obsessed with me. Now stop IMing me, or I’ll ignore you like Lisa did, and then where will you be, with your two obsessions not listening to you at all….
\nHunter_the_CrazyChick: deathproof_the_cocksucker: if you really think you can get me arrested, then do it now. I’ll wait for the cops.
\nLOG DATA Mon, 31 Oct 2005 03:42:15 Hunter_the_CrazyChick, Religion:1
\ndeathproof_i_am: hunter_the_crazychick Your IP is being recorded by Yahoo . You can get up to 10 years for sexual talking. You better have a good lawyer to defend you
\nHunter_the_CrazyChick: deathproof_i_am: I’ll be waiting for the cops, cocksucker. Call them now. Hurry hurry.
\ndeathproof_i_am*
\nLOG DATA Mon, 31 Oct 2005 03:43:15 Hunter_the_CrazyChick, Religion:1
\ndeathproof_i_am* Male
\nHunter_the_CrazyChick: deathproof_the_cocksucker: by the way, why did you only now figure out the IP thing. Is it because you’re resorting to the same old tactics? Using what I say as your own words?
\nLOG DATA Mon, 31 Oct 2005 03:44:15 Hunter_the_CrazyChick, Religion:1
\nHunter_the_CrazyChick: deathproof_the_cocksucker: by the way, is that ‘ten years for sex chat in a non sex chat room’ a felony?
\ndeathproof_i_am: hunter_the_crazychick You will ruin your poor daddy with this talk of yours … I am really sorry for the poor man
\nHunter_the_CrazyChick: deathproof_the_cocksucker: where are the cops? Come on, you goatfucker, where are they?
\nLOG DATA Mon, 31 Oct 2005 03:45:15 Hunter_the_CrazyChick, Religion:1
\ndeathproof_i_am: hunter_the_crazychick why send cops … ? Its not good to have you in prison . Is better to charge you for damages.
\nLOG DATA Mon, 31 Oct 2005 03:46:15 Hunter_the_CrazyChick, Religion:1
\nHunter_the_CrazyChick: deathproof_the_cocksucker: oh, changing your story now, are you? Did you realise that I’m smarter than you and I know that there’s no such ‘law’ against my doing something I’m not even DOING that’ll get me ten years in prison? Poor deathproof. Did the powiceman laugh at you?
\ngf_walrus: “sexual talk” what a joke, he means he thinks you’re underage hunter?
\nLOG DATA Mon, 31 Oct 2005 03:47:15 Hunter_the_CrazyChick, Religion:1
\ndeathproof_i_am: hunter_the_crazychick you have powicemen in your area? LOL
\nHunter_the_CrazyChick: gf_walrus: apparently so, except that, in this case, if there were any sexual talk going on and I *were* underage, HE’D be the one in trouble. He keeps starting the sexual talk.
\ngf_walrus: yes
\nplaying_in_the_snakepit_20000*
\nHunter_the_CrazyChick: deathproof_the_cocksucker: no, ‘powiceman’ is your pronunciation, you braindamaged fuckhead.
\nLOG DATA Mon, 31 Oct 2005 03:48:15 Hunter_the_CrazyChick, Religion:1
\nHunter_the_CrazyChick: deathproof now thinks that he can sue me for his issues.
\ndeathproof_i_am: hunter_the_crazychick keep feeling secure … LOL
\nHunter_the_CrazyChick: deathproof_the_cocksucker: are you resorting to threats now?
\nLOG DATA Mon, 31 Oct 2005 03:49:15 Hunter_the_CrazyChick, Religion:1
\ngf_walrus: well, she has nothing to worry about, other than calling you out, deathproof
\nHunter_the_CrazyChick: deathproof_i_am is pretending he can make vague threats when he’s being watched by yahoo.
\ndeathproof_i_am: hunter_the_crazychick i’M just laughing at your overconfidence .. I hear female prisons are terrible places
\nplaying_in_the_snakepit_20000: hello walrus…please dont encourage her, walrus….lol
\nHunter_the_CrazyChick: Oh, back to ‘prison’, then.
\nHunter_the_CrazyChick* laughs.
\ngf_walrus: hello playing
\nLOG DATA Mon, 31 Oct 2005 03:50:15 Hunter_the_CrazyChick, Religion:1
\nplaying_in_the_snakepit_20000: you know it just causes her to be immensely irritating and stuff….
\nHunter_the_CrazyChick: deathproof_the_cocksucker: so, when are you going to call those cops again?
\nplaying_in_the_snakepit_20000: lol
\nHunter_the_CrazyChick: Better hurry. The longer a ‘crime’ goes unreported, the harder it is to prove.
\ndeathproof_i_am*
\nHunter_the_CrazyChick* laughs.
\ndeathproof_i_am* Male
\nHunter_the_CrazyChick: Look, deathproof’s buttbuddy Playing is here to pretend that she has me on ignore forever and ever and ever!
\nplaying_in_the_snakepit_20000: hahaha
\nLOG DATA Mon, 31 Oct 2005 03:51:15 Hunter_the_CrazyChick, Religion:1
\nplaying_in_the_snakepit_20000: what a neurotic little office-chair swivelling wild life terrorist she is
\nHunter_the_CrazyChick: playing: that’s right. Pretend pretend pretend. You can’t ignore me because you can’t bear to not see me, so hurry up and lie!
\nplaying_in_the_snakepit_20000: and yeah i took her off iggy….its just too hard to resist…..but oh well..b ack she goes into the deep dark pit of endless neurosis
\ndeathproof_i_am: hunter_the_crazychick don’t waste my time . You are nailed
\nplaying_in_the_snakepit_20000: bye hunter, your fifteen minutes of fame is over!
\nplaying_in_the_snakepit_20000: lol
\nHunter_the_CrazyChick: See? There’s that standard lie. “Oh, I have her on ignore all the time except for now because I took her off but watch soon I’ll say I always keep her on oh god I hate it when I’m caught.”
\nLOG DATA Mon, 31 Oct 2005 03:52:15 Hunter_the_CrazyChick, Religion:1
\nplaying_in_the_snakepit_20000: actually one minute and a few seconds….is over
\nHunter_the_CrazyChick: deathproof_the_cocksucker: funny, there still aren’t any cops.
\nHunter_the_CrazyChick: I’m still here. I’m not arrested for an imaginary crime.
\nLOG DATA Mon, 31 Oct 2005 03:53:15 Hunter_the_CrazyChick, Religion:1
\nHunter_the_CrazyChick: Maybe deathproof and playing should get together and cook up charges of sexual eco-terrorism to level against me, or something.
\ndeathproof_i_am: hunter_the_crazychick Stop wasting peoples time if you don’t have anything better to do ..
\nLOG DATA Mon, 31 Oct 2005 03:54:15 Hunter_the_CrazyChick, Religion:1
\nplaying_in_the_snakepit_20000: nothing better than watching have a complete woozy, over some person…..i hope the iguana is still able to see the tv
\nplaying_in_the_snakepit_20000: watching Hunter^<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hunter_the_CrazyChick* reminds deathproof_i_am that YAHOO is recording his IP address. LOG DATA Mon, 31 Oct 2005 03:40:15 Hunter_the_CrazyChick, Religion:1 deathproof_i_am: hunter_the_crazychick You keep talking to me about sex , sex and only sex. This is not a sex room. You … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[27,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-ia"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-1G","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=104"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2082,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104\/revisions\/2082"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}