{"id":1048,"date":"2009-05-03T23:52:24","date_gmt":"2009-05-04T06:52:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/?p=1048"},"modified":"2009-05-03T23:52:24","modified_gmt":"2009-05-04T06:52:24","slug":"parenting-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2009\/05\/03\/parenting-fail\/","title":{"rendered":"Parenting Fail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"centered\" src=\"http:\/\/coffeechick.com\/images\/jpeg\/nestfail.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>My mom saw this and couldn&#8217;t believe that a bird would be stupid enough to build a nest there.  If it <em>was<\/em> built there [and I&#8217;m willing to allow that it was just placed there for whatever reason], then this is a sign that a couple of birds are about to be, uh, naturally selected out of the gene pool.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mom saw this and couldn&#8217;t believe that a bird would be stupid enough to build a nest there. If it was built there [and I&#8217;m willing to allow that it was just placed there for whatever reason], then this &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2009\/05\/03\/parenting-fail\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[23],"tags":[76,106],"class_list":["post-1048","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-with-images","tag-fail","tag-mom"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-gU","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1048","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1048"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1048\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1048"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1048"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1048"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}