{"id":115,"date":"2005-11-24T08:06:22","date_gmt":"2005-11-24T14:06:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2005\/11\/24\/systemvsbizzi-vs-evilcoffeechickcom\/"},"modified":"2013-02-23T06:22:55","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T06:22:55","slug":"systemvsbizzi-vs-evilcoffeechickcom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2005\/11\/24\/systemvsbizzi-vs-evilcoffeechickcom\/","title":{"rendered":"systemvsbizzi vs www.coffeechick.com"},"content":{"rendered":"

Remember that link about the website systemvsbizzi.biz? I guess they found me, because they launched an ‘all out attack’ on me. By posting a bunch of rather silly comments, a la somethingawful.com, but lamer.
\n
\nBut I guess they weren’t quite brave enough, or smart enough, to do it on the main post, so they retreated to the one about the link to their site, here<\/a> and posted a bunch of shit about how awful my site was compared to theirs, how they’re too illiterate to use my comments box [funny, it seems to work just fine here], how I’m using a ‘template’ [funny, I thought I made this. I seem to remember doing it], and how my entry page is just awful, or something. I guess that’s covered under the illiterate part. Oh, and then there’s the normal personal attacks, since they have nothing to go on I’m naturally spending their money and on welfare, even though I’m not even IN Canada….<\/p>\n

So, apparently, I’m supposed to be all fucked up right now and my site is supposed to have been fucked with, but it looks about the same to me. It really lets me know that I was right about them in the first place, though. Or maybe I should fear SooprDyslexicMan and his PhatPosseOfRealUltimatePOWARLOLLOLLOL!<\/p>\n

Nah. I’ll just laugh and wonder why I have their IP addresses if they’re such tech gods and I’m so lowly….<\/p>\n

Edit — I just went back and looked, all those replies? Two IPs. Makes me wonder about some of their other claims. Does it really count if all your visitors live in the same house?<\/p>\n

Those first seventeen are from 70.26.43.85, and the last three are from 64.230.30.14, all seeming to claim to be from different people. Something is very wrong with these people. Something that might perhaps be helped by medication.<\/p>\n

Or perhaps not….<\/p>\n

I’m sure it’d be fun to go through and respond to each of them, but I’ll have to wait until I’m done laughing at their silly threats, their horrible spelling, and their incredible suckiness.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Remember that link about the website systemvsbizzi.biz? I guess they found me, because they launched an ‘all out attack’ on me. By posting a bunch of rather silly comments, a la somethingawful.com, but lamer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-1R","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=115"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2076,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions\/2076"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}