{"id":116,"date":"2005-11-24T15:19:29","date_gmt":"2005-11-24T21:19:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2005\/11\/24\/whos-surprised-that-they-lied\/"},"modified":"2005-11-24T15:19:29","modified_gmt":"2005-11-24T21:19:29","slug":"whos-surprised-that-they-lied","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2005\/11\/24\/whos-surprised-that-they-lied\/","title":{"rendered":"Who&#039;s surprised that &#039;they&#039; lied?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8216;Bizzi&#8217; posted again.  He felt compelled to mention his &#8216;girlfriend&#8217; which &#8216;sits beside him&#8217;, or something.  I wonder why such an amazing CUMPYOTARMAN has to share&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and are those same people surprised that these &#8216;1337 |-|@><0Rz' aren't bright enough to actually look at the rest of the page? Apparently, I haven't looked up their IPs yet.  Or something.\n\nThis is pathetic.  BangBang pathetic. \n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8216;Bizzi&#8217; posted again. He felt compelled to mention his &#8216;girlfriend&#8217; which &#8216;sits beside him&#8217;, or something. I wonder why such an amazing CUMPYOTARMAN has to share&#8230;. &#8230;and are those same people surprised that these &#8216;1337 |-|@><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-1S","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=116"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}