{"id":1171,"date":"2005-05-31T06:36:13","date_gmt":"2005-05-31T06:36:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/?p=10"},"modified":"2013-02-23T05:11:05","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T05:11:05","slug":"fuck-off-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2005\/05\/31\/fuck-off-world\/","title":{"rendered":"Fuck off, World&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hate the &#8216;Hello World&#8217; bullshit.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ve seen what I&#8217;m referring to.  If you&#8217;ve ever opened up just about anything that teaches you any form of scripting language or whatever, the first example they always give is the &#8216;Hello World&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Hello_World\">Wikipedia<\/a> even has a fucking article on the &#8216;Hello World&#8217; bullshit.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway&#8230;<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nI&#8217;ve gone blog.  Fully.  Officially.  No more cheating with a modified guestbook script.  We changed servers, and I&#8217;m learning PHP.  Hence the utter annoyance with &#8216;Hello &#8211; fucking &#8211; World&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m writing this not because this page is ready to go live &#8212; it probably won&#8217;t until&#8230;maybe June, which is only a few days away, but it&#8217;s got lots of days in it, so there&#8217;s no telling when in June it&#8217;ll happen &#8212; but because I&#8217;m so fucking sick of trying to figure out formatting issues.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been fighting with an archival issue with the DPD for almost a week now.  It&#8217;s probably not a big, major problem that would stump people who know what they&#8217;re doing, but I don&#8217;t fucking know what I&#8217;m doing.  I started playing with the scripts before I even knew what PHP meant.<\/p>\n<p>So now I&#8217;m reading and taking notes and trying to learn everything I can so I can figure out what the hell I can do to fix this one annoying little problem &#8212; maybe two, because I&#8217;d like to figure out a way to get the links over there to do what I want&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>I missed Bullshit earlier today.  It&#8217;s on again.  I&#8217;m going to go watch it now and get back to this later.  Or something.<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hate the &#8216;Hello World&#8217; bullshit. I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ve seen what I&#8217;m referring to. If you&#8217;ve ever opened up just about anything that teaches you any form of scripting language or whatever, the first example they always give is the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2005\/05\/31\/fuck-off-world\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-iT","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1171","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1171"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1171\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1849,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1171\/revisions\/1849"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}