{"id":1172,"date":"2005-05-31T07:59:31","date_gmt":"2005-05-31T07:59:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/?p=11"},"modified":"2013-02-23T05:10:54","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T05:10:54","slug":"tacos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2005\/05\/31\/tacos\/","title":{"rendered":"Tacos"},"content":{"rendered":"

Just to make my day that much better, Gremlin woke up for the third or fourth time today [strange short nap week or something] and said the magic words: “Do you still want tacos?”<\/p>\n

My goddamn sour cream had gone over. Figures.
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\nAlso, I got the wrong wraps, so they came out small. And the cheese was in the freezer. Nothing ever goes right when I make tacos. I should know better by now than to even try to plan for such things.<\/p>\n

Goddamn expiring foodstuffs….<\/p>\n

Also, I’m nearly out of codeine. That’s bad news. I need that shit for my headaches, especially if I ever intend to mow the lawn again.<\/p>\n

We’re watching Virus now. I should try to pay attention to that while working on more formatting for this site….<\/p>\n

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