{"id":1318,"date":"2010-03-21T05:48:59","date_gmt":"2010-03-21T12:48:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/?p=1318"},"modified":"2013-02-23T03:39:38","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T03:39:38","slug":"obligatory-title","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2010\/03\/21\/obligatory-title\/","title":{"rendered":"Obligatory Title."},"content":{"rendered":"

Hi! It’s me. The person that blogs here at unpredictable intervals. I’ve just dropped by to post the standard ‘sorry I haven’t been updating’ post.<\/p>\n

Except, y’know what? I’m not. Because I have fuckall to say right now, except that I’m currently hating the USPS. And the UPS Mail Innovations el-cheapo shipping that newegg are using.<\/p>\n

But, really, the few people who actually bother reading here should already know that I’m a big, fat, stinky slacker incapable of stringing together a proper sentence — nevermind a coherent and<\/i> interesting thought more than once a month.<\/p>\n

I think that covers a fair percentage of the possible insults. What else is there….
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\nOh, yeah. Go watch some goddamn owls.<\/a><\/p>\n

Seriously. Go. Watch. It’s a live feed of a nesting barn owl. Eggs are due to hatch…sometime before the world ends, I’m sure. You’ll get plenty of preening, sleeping, bedding-rearranging, with occasional bits of exciting feeding and owl rape.<\/p>\n

It’s not like there’s anything worth watching on television, anyway….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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