{"id":146,"date":"2006-01-08T10:30:16","date_gmt":"2006-01-08T15:30:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2006\/01\/laptop-resurrected\/"},"modified":"2013-02-23T06:18:36","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T06:18:36","slug":"laptop-resurrected","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/01\/08\/laptop-resurrected\/","title":{"rendered":"Laptop resurrected"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just spent some money I didn&#8217;t really want to spend at newegg getting a new power supply, and some other stuff.  But I&#8217;m able to be online, because I found my laptop and its power cable.<\/p>\n<p>The power cable, which was inexplicably lurking at the back of Gremlin&#8217;s desk, plugged into one of his power strips, isn&#8217;t the one that came with the laptop.  It&#8217;s the one that Circuit City sent me after they stole mine.  It&#8217;s longer, but of inferior quality.  Circuit City is of inferior quality.<\/p>\n<p>My laptop is missing its tab key.  Do you know how fucking obnoxious that is?<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nFor that matter, do you have any idea how fucking awful it is to go from regular, ordinary $10. proper keyboard to this crappy little laptop keyboard?  Even with the tab key, it&#8217;s hard to make all the right keystrokes.  I&#8217;m going to be typoing like mad&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>But&#8230;I should probably work on relearing, or something.  I just got one of those laptop coolers, in some strange sort of effort to actually make this thing work a little better.  See, it overheats.  It burns people.  It locks up.  It annoys me.<\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s a working computer that I&#8217;m able to use, since, y&#8217;know, can&#8217;t possibly use Gremlin&#8217;s far-better-working laptop which also gets awfully warm&#8230;it&#8217;s a laptop thing, I guess.<\/p>\n<p>I have email.  And thanks to my little rescue gadget, I have access to all my other drives.  Not that it helps me at all &#8212; this pathetic thing doesn&#8217;t have a DVD burner, and I wouldn&#8217;t want to encode anything on this miserable 16mb shared video card&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve had to restart this thing about eight times since I found the power cable.  One of those times was in the middle of my Service Pack 2 installation.  That sucked like nothing has sucked since the last time I tried to do anything on this laptop.  Holy shit.  An hour of trying to get my computer to reboot, another thirty minutes trying to uninstall the not-installed SP2, and it locked up <i>there<\/i> too&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>And all this, of course, while I was in the middle of website design stuff.  By &#8216;all this&#8217;, I mean my computer dying and my exile to the land of ickyness.<\/p>\n<p>And I keep forgetting that I have the touchpad turned off. Bah.<\/p>\n<p>Is there good news today?  I got the stamps I ordered from USPS.com, and learned that the people bitching about &#8216;nondenominational&#8217; were very, very confused.  It doesn&#8217;t mean &#8216;non-religious&#8217;, it means &#8216;it doesn&#8217;t have a fucking price on it&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>I got a couple of those free &#8216;consumer education&#8217; type DVDs that USPS.com offers, too.  I&#8217;m using them to prop up my laptop in an effort to increase airflow right now&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Did I mention the laptop cooler?  I think I did.  I also bought the last few parts I need to finally build that cheap little computer for next to the TV, so I can watch the MST3Ks that I don&#8217;t have on DVD or VHS.<\/p>\n<p>I think I&#8217;m going to go on a dangerous adventure now.  I&#8217;m going to try to install Macromedia stuff, so, y&#8217;know, maybe I can get back to working on a few little things&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense-->  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just spent some money I didn&#8217;t really want to spend at newegg getting a new power supply, and some other stuff. But I&#8217;m able to be online, because I found my laptop and its power cable. 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