{"id":149,"date":"2006-01-10T13:12:36","date_gmt":"2006-01-10T18:12:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2006\/01\/noooooo\/"},"modified":"2006-01-10T13:12:36","modified_gmt":"2006-01-10T18:12:36","slug":"noooooo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/01\/10\/noooooo\/","title":{"rendered":"Noooooo!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m almost out of my chips! They only lasted…almost three weeks!<\/p>\n

I now understand what Vader was tryingto express in that one scene in Sith. I very much feel like throwing a strange mental-powers tantrum, taking a few wobbly steps on new metal legs and screaming “NOOOOOOOOOO!”<\/p>\n

But, I can’t. Poor me.<\/p>\n

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I’m almost out of my chips! They only lasted…almost three weeks! I now understand what Vader was tryingto express in that one scene in Sith. I very much feel like throwing a strange mental-powers tantrum, taking a few wobbly steps … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s3bMfN-noooooo","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}