{"id":150,"date":"2006-01-12T05:10:39","date_gmt":"2006-01-12T10:10:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2006\/01\/5am-on-thursday\/"},"modified":"2006-01-12T05:10:39","modified_gmt":"2006-01-12T10:10:39","slug":"5am-on-thursday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/01\/12\/5am-on-thursday\/","title":{"rendered":"5am on Thursday"},"content":{"rendered":"

…and only one of my packages says it’s in Commerce City — the one from New Jersey. I guess New Jersey is closer than California, or something….<\/p>\n

The damned thing got there early yesterday, too.<\/p>\n

I suppose it’s good news that the one from New Jersey has the laptop coolers in it.<\/p>\n

…that doesn’t make me any less cranky, though. I guess I’ll have to wait and see.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

…and only one of my packages says it’s in Commerce City — the one from New Jersey. I guess New Jersey is closer than California, or something…. The damned thing got there early yesterday, too. I suppose it’s good news … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-2q","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=150"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}