{"id":172,"date":"2006-01-29T10:28:41","date_gmt":"2006-01-29T17:28:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2006\/01\/i-wonder\/"},"modified":"2013-02-23T06:13:38","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T06:13:38","slug":"i-wonder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/01\/29\/i-wonder\/","title":{"rendered":"I wonder&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What sort of waste of human flesh steals a garbage can, moves a flower planter, and thinks that placing egg shells on top of a light [after stealing the bulb, no less] is anything above the sort of thing that would get one labeled a not-so-nice racial stereotype?<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t really know either, but I hope they died in a horrible car wreck on their way to church this morning.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nI suspect it was the same imported shits that tried to blow up my mailbox, just now finally getting back at me for calling the cops on them &#8212; and actually getting them cut off.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure they&#8217;ll be horribly disappointed to only find empty cans, bottles, some old food, and a bunch of useless paper, if they think to go through the trash.  I doubt they will, though.  If it&#8217;s actually who I think it is, they weren&#8217;t sophisticated enough to even think of &#8216;identity theft&#8217;.  Hell, they&#8217;re not really sophisticated enough to speak properly.  They just sorta grunt ebonically.<\/p>\n<p>Just one more reason why I don&#8217;t like people&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What sort of waste of human flesh steals a garbage can, moves a flower planter, and thinks that placing egg shells on top of a light [after stealing the bulb, no less] is anything above the sort of thing that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/01\/29\/i-wonder\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-2M","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=172"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2055,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172\/revisions\/2055"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}