{"id":186,"date":"2006-02-07T15:37:22","date_gmt":"2006-02-07T22:37:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2006\/02\/stephen-kings-cell\/"},"modified":"2013-02-23T06:11:45","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T06:11:45","slug":"stephen-kings-cell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/02\/07\/stephen-kings-cell\/","title":{"rendered":"Stephen King&#8217;s Cell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Somebody lied to me.<\/p>\n<p>Somebody, long ago when I first found out about this book, wrote up a thing that said that this book was about zombies.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s kinda not.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nI suppose the concepts are similar.  Things about zombies aren&#8217;t really ever about zombies &#8212; they&#8217;re about the survivors faced with the end of the world.  That&#8217;s not a new concept, when it comes to Stephen King.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s no hand of god at the sort-of-end of this one, though.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a very short book.  It took me less than twelve hours to read it.<\/p>\n<p>And nothing really gets explained.  There&#8217;s this thing, &#8216;the Pulse&#8217;, from cellphones, and it&#8217;s supposed to reset the brain &#8212; like a computer reformat.  But the signal has a virus and it&#8217;s degrading.  Nobody ever explains where the signal came from, though.  Terrorists are, of course, brought up <i>many<\/i> times, but that&#8217;s really as close as it ever gets.<\/p>\n<p>I do kind of think there&#8217;s a clue in the almost-language that the not-zombies speak.  It reminds me a <i>lot<\/i> of <i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/redirect?tag=evilcoffeechi-20%26link_code=xm2%26camp=2025%26creative=165953%26path=http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/redirect.html%253fASIN=0451188462%2526tag=evilcoffeechi-20%2526lcode=xm2%2526cID=2025%2526ccmID=165953%2526location=\/o\/ASIN\/0451188462%25253FSubscriptionId=0EMV44A9A5YT1RVDGZ82\" title=\"View product details at Amazon\">Desperation<\/a><\/i> and <i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/redirect?tag=evilcoffeechi-20%26link_code=xm2%26camp=2025%26creative=165953%26path=http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/redirect.html%253fASIN=0525941908%2526tag=evilcoffeechi-20%2526lcode=xm2%2526cID=2025%2526ccmID=165953%2526location=\/o\/ASIN\/0525941908%25253FSubscriptionId=0EMV44A9A5YT1RVDGZ82\" title=\"View product details at Amazon\">The Regulators<\/a><\/i>.  That&#8217;s probably just me looking for ties where there might not be any, though&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>In spite of the shortness and the&#8230;wrongness of that initial expectation, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/redirect?tag=evilcoffeechi-20%26link_code=xm2%26camp=2025%26creative=165953%26path=http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/redirect.html%253fASIN=0743292332%2526tag=evilcoffeechi-20%2526lcode=xm2%2526cID=2025%2526ccmID=165953%2526location=\/o\/ASIN\/0743292332%25253FSubscriptionId=0EMV44A9A5YT1RVDGZ82\" title=\"View product details at Amazon\">Cell<\/a> was not a bad book.  And I suppose if you&#8217;re the sort of person who thinks that 28 Days Later had zombies in it, then this one counts, too.<\/p>\n<p>And, hey, I don&#8217;t think they even run&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Somebody lied to me. Somebody, long ago when I first found out about this book, wrote up a thing that said that this book was about zombies. 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