{"id":197,"date":"2006-02-21T03:22:52","date_gmt":"2006-02-21T10:22:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2006\/02\/temperament-testing\/"},"modified":"2013-02-23T06:10:16","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T06:10:16","slug":"temperament-testing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/02\/21\/temperament-testing\/","title":{"rendered":"Temperament testing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I should know better by now, I really should, but I&#8217;m watching those damned Animal Cop shows on Animal Planet.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve only been watching them for about two days, but it&#8217;s bringing back something that annoyed me when I first saw it in this HBO documentary about some dog shelter.<\/p>\n<p>Temperament testing.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nIf you don&#8217;t know what that is, it seems to be this thing they do to dogs where they basically harass the thing until it bites a rubber hand, and when it does bite, everyone gets all sad because the dog <i>has to die<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Because &#8216;you just can&#8217;t in good conscience place that dog in a home.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Tonight, on one of the shows, they had this rescued part shepherd looking thing that was obviously very friendly and very timid all at the same time &#8212; desperate to please the person it bonded with &#8212; and they did the food bowl test on it.  First, it froze, then, after they poked around at its face a few dozen times, it started growling.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, so sad, has to die, has to die. Might bite a kid.<\/p>\n<p>What they&#8217;re really saying is &#8216;we need an excuse to kill off another dog because nobody we adopt to is competent enough to handle anything we offer them.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m just hoping that there are a few&#8230;sane individuals out there that realise that these dogs don&#8217;t deserve to die just because they require the owner to not DO STUPID SHIT AROUND THE DOG.  Would YOU stick your hand in front of an eating animal?  I wouldn&#8217;t.  That&#8217;s just not <i>smart<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>The damned dog can be placed &#8212; not with a family, maybe, but with a person [or couple] that only wants one animal and has enough common sense to not poke at an eating dog.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, but it might decide it wants to own the sofa!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Maybe.  Somehow, I doubt it.  Especially if the whole &#8220;dogs just need to be around people&#8221; thing is anything like true.  The dog could probably be rehabilitated.<\/p>\n<p>I think we should start going around, trying to take away peoples&#8217; plates, and when they complain, we should euthanise them.  That&#8217;s obviously the solution for everything.<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I should know better by now, I really should, but I&#8217;m watching those damned Animal Cop shows on Animal Planet. 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