{"id":216,"date":"2006-03-10T16:51:28","date_gmt":"2006-03-10T23:51:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2006\/03\/short-chat-david_the_immortal\/"},"modified":"2013-02-23T06:08:22","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T06:08:22","slug":"short-chat-david_the_immortal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/03\/10\/short-chat-david_the_immortal\/","title":{"rendered":"Short chat — david_the_immortal"},"content":{"rendered":"

15:00:42 david_the_immortal:<\/font> Lila is so fat, you need the fucking CLAWS OF LIFE JUST TO FIND THE WET SPOT!!!!!!!!1
\n15:00:44 size_of_our_love: I’m fat. I weight 300 lbs.
\n15:00:50 mala294: she was just being facetious to davids rantings
\n15:00:53 size_of_our_love: I’m only 4’7″
\n15:00:57 ForeverDelaying: Just waiting for that heart valve to pop, eh?
\n15:01:06 david_the_immortal:<\/font> Lila is so fat, she needs to get immunized with a ROCKET LAUNCHER!
\n15:01:11 goddessshathor: ohh please the REPUBLICAN members of the intelligence committee VOTED to not investigate BUSHES illegal SPYING>>>how can we impeach a President that has all the power?
\n15:01:15 size_of_our_love: LOL GA…
\n15:01:26 tonicopm: Eventhought that damn profile pic is too dark, one can see at once that Lila is a hot babe!!
\n15:01:31 david_the_immortal:<\/font> I”m very thin
\n15:01:33 david_the_immortal:<\/font> dumb fuck
\n15:01:33 turtleofxanth: i think even the Italians in New York were having nightmares about Israeli tomatoes not making it through the Port of New York…. that would have caused riots in Little Italy as well as the Bronx
\n15:01:34 david_the_immortal:<\/font> ;))
\n15:01:36 Hunter_the_CrazyChick:<\/font> Jaws of life. Get the insults right. If you don’t, you look dumb.
\n15:01:46 david_the_immortal:<\/font> I SAID THE JAWS OF LIFE,
\n15:01:47 bixi503270: bush thought kansas city was a port.. now i see why i have such confidence in him
\n15:01:48 david_the_immortal:<\/font> DUMB ASS!
\n15:02:01 mala294: lol bix
\n15:02:01 anapanasati_7_7* Female from jhanas alias Anapanasati
\n15:02:04 Hunter_the_CrazyChick:<\/font> “15:00:42 david_the_immortal: Lila is so fat, you need the fucking CLAWS OF LIFE JUST TO FIND THE WET SPOT!!!!!!!!1”
\n15:02:10 Hunter_the_CrazyChick:<\/font> Dumbass.
\n15:02:12 size_of_our_love: I’m so fat I broke a hookers pelvis and left her in the motel room without calling an ambulance.
\n15:02:12 anapanasati_7_7*
\n15:02:19 david_the_immortal:<\/font> dumb fuck ;))
\n15:02:20 david_the_immortal:<\/font> you made that shit up
\n15:02:36 xiphoid_thanatos: What’s the bet that is davidud.
\n15:02:38 david_the_immortal:<\/font> david_the_immortal: Lila is so fat, you need the fucking JAWS OF LIFE JUST TO FIND THE WET SPOT!!!!!!!!
\n15:02:46 Hunter_the_CrazyChick:<\/font> david_the_immortal: no. I didn’t. I’m sure anyone who hasn’t wisely ignored you can find it, just like I did.<\/p>\n

And no, I didn’t make it up. See?<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

15:00:42 david_the_immortal: Lila is so fat, you need the fucking CLAWS OF LIFE JUST TO FIND THE WET SPOT!!!!!!!!1 15:00:44 size_of_our_love: I’m fat. I weight 300 lbs. 15:00:50 mala294: she was just being facetious to davids rantings 15:00:53 size_of_our_love: I’m … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-3u","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=216"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2033,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216\/revisions\/2033"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}