{"id":217,"date":"2006-03-11T04:54:36","date_gmt":"2006-03-11T11:54:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2006\/03\/either-zombi-cares-or-she-wants-to-eat-my-corpse\/"},"modified":"2006-03-11T04:54:36","modified_gmt":"2006-03-11T11:54:36","slug":"either-zombi-cares-or-she-wants-to-eat-my-corpse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/03\/11\/either-zombi-cares-or-she-wants-to-eat-my-corpse\/","title":{"rendered":"Either Zombi cares, or she wants to eat my corpse"},"content":{"rendered":"

I fell down the stairs a few hours ago. That kinda hurt.<\/p>\n

Zombi, I assume, was sleeping upstairs in the bedroom — that’s where it sounded like she was coming from, anyway. She came running down the stairs making that gurgly, chripy noise she makes, and started headbutting me. And licking my face.<\/p>\n

Then she curled up around my head.<\/p>\n

She’s so cute.<\/p>\n

My left ankle is all puffy now, and I think I’ve traded a few layers of skin for a layer of fleece on my right knee, but I’m okay. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I fell down the stairs a few hours ago. That kinda hurt. Zombi, I assume, was sleeping upstairs in the bedroom — that’s where it sounded like she was coming from, anyway. She came running down the stairs making that … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-3v","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=217"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}