{"id":230,"date":"2006-03-23T07:18:31","date_gmt":"2006-03-23T14:18:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2006\/03\/some-people-just-cant-keep-their-stories-straight\/"},"modified":"2013-02-23T06:06:21","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T06:06:21","slug":"some-people-just-cant-keep-their-stories-straight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/03\/23\/some-people-just-cant-keep-their-stories-straight\/","title":{"rendered":"Some people just can&#8217;t keep their stories straight&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t quite feel like doing a whole new page for the Bizzi part of the Idiot Archive&#8230;yet.  So I&#8217;ll take care of this thing that must&#8217;ve taken a good three hours for Bizzi to post right here.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Didn\u2019t even know?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yup, that&#8217;s right, I didn&#8217;t even know you had a &#8216;radio station&#8217;.  Every time I&#8217;ve been to your site, there&#8217;s always been a bunch of &#8216;broke-ass shit&#8217; here and there, and a lot of talk about some stupid &#8216;radio show&#8217; or something.<\/p>\n<p>But hey, I bet you know all sorts of things about me and what I think, even if I don&#8217;t know them, right?  Some sort of amazing e-psychic thing you learned from &#8216;living on the streets&#8217;, or whatever it is you say you do.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p> you were listening for like a hour and a half till we keepy disconecting your punk ass.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>No, in fact, I wasn&#8217;t.  My browser has never been to your site for more than five minutes.  You can&#8217;t stand the truth, though.  I get that.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> (And Unicron is a lady for the record) somthing I am sure you no nuthin about.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I assume you meant this to be all one &#8216;thought&#8217;, in as much as you have thoughts.  You must mixed up whatever was meant to be the parenthetical with the primary concept.<\/p>\n<p>No, I surely don&#8217;t know the first thing about being someone that uses multiple names and genders online.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I don\u2019t care how much you think our site is stupid.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Then stop showing how much you care by trolling.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> Free advertising is always a good thing we get quite a few hits from your site some of them stay and listen to the radio play games etc\u2026. even if it\u2019s insulting us.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh really?  Maybe I should ask my regular visitors.  Anyone actually done this?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> Your opinion is your own as uni said. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Mr. States the obvious&#8230;.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Anyways Your ip and site ip will remain open till our servers are moved.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You mean even though &#8216;uni&#8217; said that they were added again.  And even though it&#8217;s all bullshit anyway&#8230;.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> And our online game server is added to our domain and the last website layout update is installed.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><i>Id est<\/i> &#8212; never.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Now grow the fuck up you little mouth peice and stop bitching about how stupid you think everything is.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You&#8217;re an inconsistent, dishonest little fuckwit.  I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ve been told that before.<\/p>\n<p>Learn to form a coherent thought, maybe then you can form a coherent thought.  Calling me a spokesperson doesn&#8217;t really do anything, except contradict &#8216;your opinion is your own&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Also learn that you can&#8217;t actually tell other people what to do.  Maybe if you paid me, I might care.  But probably not, because dirty Canadian pennies don&#8217;t actually make a difference to me.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> The differance between people like us:<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8230;anyone else see what&#8217;s wrong with this fragment?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>We grew up fighting for our lives, learning to survive anyway we can. And if we make it out alive we try to fight it from happening to others.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And part of that survival is learning to lie, cheat, steal and threaten, and assume that it&#8217;s only you and your clique that ever did this, because anyone like you can&#8217;t possibly be <i>honest<\/i> or think you&#8217;re fucking retarded, right?<\/p>\n<p>Right.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>People like you grew up at home sitting from behind their little computers talking with their friends on the phone going to school etc.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That actually sounds nothing like me.  Good to see that you&#8217;re as good as every other e-psychologist out there.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> Then when you get older instead of going out side and making a differance, You hide in your clutterd little houses full of the things you collect like little mice.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And to think, I joined the military instead of doing what bizzi here says I was supposed to do&#8230;.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> And put up blogs about your opinions then surf other peoples websites so that you can cut them down on your site.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Since blogs have been around for decades, and all.  There&#8217;s this whole history thing going on, because people like me ALWAYS do this.  Since the dawn of time.<\/p>\n<p>And since, y&#8217;know, bizzi over there isn&#8217;t cutting other people donw on his site.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> Making yourself feel better about your sorry sad ass pathetic BORING existance as sheep.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>E-psych 101 Lesson 1: project, project, project.  Baaa.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> When you could be trying to make a differance and making yourselves happy and fuffilling somthing inside of you besides your personal wants.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Since nobody can make a difference by fulfilling their personal wants.  Goddamn, you&#8217;re a fucking retard.  Stop drinking paint thinner.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> But of course you won\u2019t instead you\u2019ll go back to your little computer and think of somthing to type on your site to insult us even further and save face or think while your convenced I am nsulting you o(Again always about you), or b you will decide to delete what I just typed.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It&#8217;s more like &#8216;it&#8217;s always about bizzi&#8217; here.  Notice how 90% of my site isn&#8217;t all about you, you little fuckwit.  Or are you Peter Popoff, Benny Hinn, and my cat, too?<\/p>\n<p>Fucking psycho narcissist.  No, I&#8217;m not &#8216;saving face&#8217; here, because I haven&#8217;t lost anything.  You&#8217;ve just been proving me right, over and over and over again.  Every time you come back here, you prove me a little bit more right.  You can&#8217;t fucking stay away, and you can&#8217;t fucking <i>not comment<\/i>.  Because it really is all about you being <i>fucking hurt<\/i> by someone calling bullshit on you.<\/p>\n<p>And I don&#8217;t delete non-pure-spam comments, no matter how many times you may claim I have.  You don&#8217;t matter that much &#8212; you can&#8217;t fucking hurt me.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>You know why? Becuase if you were not what I just said you were\u2026. I would not be typing this. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I made him type this, because I&#8217;m exactly what he said he was.  <i>THINK ABOUT IT!<\/i><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Reading threw my logs and seeing your ip have full access. Then I read the note in their about your site\u2026. I almost choked on my morning coffie I lauphed so hard.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Ooo.  Soopr Sekrit Notzes.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> This young lady is one of the nicest people I have ever met. You just seem to bring out the best in people somthing I am sure you are proud of\u2026.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>If this is your best&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>If you can&#8217;t just stay away and stop showing me how much I&#8217;m able to hurt you with your idiotic bullshit, then I&#8217;ll have to show you what it&#8217;s like to actually be banned&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and try not to lie so much.  It&#8217;s just tacky.<\/p>\n<p>Note to anyone that actually matters: I&#8217;ll be getting back to my irregularly scheduled Popoff later.  The headache that&#8217;s been preventing me from actually getting stuff done is almost gone, and I&#8217;ve only got the one letter now.  I can fit that in between all the other backend shit for other sites I&#8217;ve got to work on.<\/p>\n<p>EDIT:  Wow.  He just can&#8217;t leave. Three comments, all in a row.<\/p>\n<p>1.  A bunch of IPs, I guess they&#8217;re all supposed to be mine.  Oops.  You missed.  A lot.<\/p>\n<p>And a nice little lie about crosslinking to support him when he starts posting under new names, and a confused statement about &#8216;taking something down&#8217;.<br \/>\n2.  A confession of illiteracy.<br \/>\n3.  A blatant confession of piracy.  I guess little things like copyright don&#8217;t matter to people who lie about causing massive blackouts, though.<\/p>\n<p>Second Edit: I get back upstairs from finding a few books for Gremlin, and there&#8217;s two more posts.  Go home, bizzi.  You can&#8217;t live here.  I didn&#8217;t pick a fight with you, no matter what your fucking voices are telling you, and I&#8217;m not this strawman you&#8217;ve constructed.  I don&#8217;t listen to whatever crap you&#8217;re offering, music or not.  I&#8217;m not a part of your unmedicated reality.  I&#8217;m part of ACTUAL reality, where some people know the difference between little luser LAN Parties and proxies.<\/p>\n<p>Some of us also know the difference between garbage and books, DVDs, computers, blankets, and the difference between people who live with their parents and people who own their own home.  I suppose that&#8217;s just another &#8216;street-retardation thing&#8217;, eh?<\/p>\n<p>Final warning.  Get over it, you whiny cunt.<\/p>\n<p>Another update:  The troll didn&#8217;t get over it, he just came back and lied about &#8216;if that&#8217;s all I can do&#8217;, and then tried to insult me by pretending that the &#8216;evil&#8217; status is something I&#8217;ve given myself.<\/p>\n<p>But he promises it&#8217;s his last post.  Like all those other last post.  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