{"id":254,"date":"2006-04-22T19:09:45","date_gmt":"2006-04-23T02:09:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2006\/04\/so-this-is-what-it-feels-like-to-be-filled-with-an-inarticulate-rage-like-feeling\/"},"modified":"2013-02-23T06:01:47","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T06:01:47","slug":"so-this-is-what-it-feels-like-to-be-filled-with-an-inarticulate-rage-like-feeling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/04\/22\/so-this-is-what-it-feels-like-to-be-filled-with-an-inarticulate-rage-like-feeling\/","title":{"rendered":"So this is what it feels like to be filled with an inarticulate rage-like feeling&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My day didn&#8217;t quite go as planned.  I wanted to head off to the 10:35 showing of <i>Silent Hill<\/i> this morning, but that didn&#8217;t quite happen.  I&#8217;ve been told that we&#8217;ll go tomorrow, and I really hope we do.  I&#8217;ve been filling the rest of the rather pointless day with CSI, and fill-ins [little word\/number puzzle things, kinda like crosswords, but without the clues].<\/p>\n<p>More recently, I&#8217;ve been reading the &#8216;reviews&#8217; of <i>Silent Hill<\/i>, and I&#8217;m noticing two things:<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n1. Stupidity can still piss me off.<br \/>\n2. Movie critics &#8212; specifically, the ones working for newspapers &#8212; are <i>fucking stupid<\/i> and full of themselves.  As if movies are made <i>just for them<\/i>, because they get paid to write shit about them.<\/p>\n<p>I have yet to see a positive review in a newspaper-type website.  I&#8217;ve seen two fairly positive reviews, but they were&#8230;not newspaper websites.  And at least one of them admitted they&#8217;d never played the fucking game&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>The rest of them, though&#8230;every one I read makes me feel like I just need to dig out one of the old PS1s that&#8217;re probably living in the garage and go on a nasty movie-critic abusing rampage with it.   The absolute worst thing I&#8217;ve seen so far is some twit from a Canadian paper calling Pyramid Head [or Red Pyramid, or OHWTFISTHAT?!, whichever you prefer] something with an <i>anvil<\/i> for a head.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;ve ever said this before, but I <i>love<\/i> the series.  Sure, I&#8217;m a seriously sick Zelda fan &#8212; I&#8217;ve had the next-one-that&#8217;s-just-never-coming-out preordered for almost a year now, but <i>Silent Hill<\/i> is the most <i>me<\/i> thing I&#8217;ve ever actually seen outside of my own head.  I will be very, very cranky if this movie sucks, but at least I&#8217;ve <i>played the fucking game<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Well, okay, technically I&#8217;ve only gotten through 1, 2, and a good half of three, but there were&#8230;circumstances.  It rained in the hallway.  That&#8217;s really not the point, though.  I at least know a little of what went on in the games.<\/p>\n<p>I suppose there would be fewer employed movie critics if a little actual knowledge was required before they hated all over something.<\/p>\n<p>People suck.  This world needs more cases of spontaneous human combustion&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My day didn&#8217;t quite go as planned. I wanted to head off to the 10:35 showing of Silent Hill this morning, but that didn&#8217;t quite happen. I&#8217;ve been told that we&#8217;ll go tomorrow, and I really hope we do. 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