{"id":255,"date":"2006-04-23T12:37:26","date_gmt":"2006-04-23T19:37:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2006\/04\/silent-hill-2\/"},"modified":"2006-04-23T12:37:26","modified_gmt":"2006-04-23T19:37:26","slug":"silent-hill-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/04\/23\/silent-hill-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Silent Hill"},"content":{"rendered":"

…thing of beauty. But don’t bother going to see it if you’re —<\/p>\n

1. Stupid.
\n2. Expecting a perfectly-true-to-storyX version 2.4.09 movie, because that ain’t happening.
\n3. Have never played the game, and think all that stuff is just icky.
\n4. Are easily offended by certain religious things.<\/p>\n

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…thing of beauty. But don’t bother going to see it if you’re — 1. Stupid. 2. Expecting a perfectly-true-to-storyX version 2.4.09 movie, because that ain’t happening. 3. Have never played the game, and think all that stuff is just icky. … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-47","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=255"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}