{"id":259,"date":"2006-05-05T22:05:33","date_gmt":"2006-05-06T05:05:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2006\/05\/i-have-a-cool-mom\/"},"modified":"2013-02-23T06:01:15","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T06:01:15","slug":"i-have-a-cool-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/05\/05\/i-have-a-cool-mom\/","title":{"rendered":"I have a cool mom."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I wake up yesterday, a short time before CSI comes on, and my mom is online, I guess waiting for me to show up, because she&#8217;s got a video she wants to show me.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nMom sharing a video with me doesn&#8217;t take as much time as you might think, because she&#8217;s learned how to use a computer much better than she did before I moved out.  All it takes is an open Yahoo IM window, and accepting a &#8216;video chat&#8217; request, because mom figured out how to plug her video camera into the computer and get yahoo to play the tapes in the camera as the webcam feed.<\/p>\n<p>I accept the video request and look at the blue screen for a few minutes, wondering what it is that I&#8217;m going to see.  Did the dog do something?  Was my sister in another parade?  Is it my dad?  Did I sleep through some really spiffy holiday?  And then&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>FIRE!<\/p>\n<p>I was in an incredibly eloquent mood, being only just awake and staring at <i>fire<\/i>, so I said, &#8220;Someone&#8217;s something caught fire a lot.&#8221;   Turns out, that was a really accurate statement.  The fire was massive, and involved a whole bunch of firemen from the surrounding areas.  I think I saw a list this morning, and there were at least seven towns there.  Other countries on other planets may&#8217;ve responded &#8212; I don&#8217;t know.  It was just a really big fire.<\/p>\n<p>And my mom, having a video camera and being cool, went down to the fire and got video of it.  She&#8217;ll probably convert it to something that can be sent to me when she has time, so I&#8217;ll be able to get screenshots of it and share.<\/p>\n<p>About the fire?  It was arson, apparently.  Three kids, technically.  Legally, one of them was an adult [18], which means the other two [16, and 14] are probably going to get off easy.<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I wake up yesterday, a short time before CSI comes on, and my mom is online, I guess waiting for me to show up, because she&#8217;s got a video she wants to show me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-4b","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=259"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2016,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259\/revisions\/2016"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}