{"id":264,"date":"2006-05-12T11:26:59","date_gmt":"2006-05-12T18:26:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2006\/05\/i-have-random\/"},"modified":"2013-02-23T06:00:03","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T06:00:03","slug":"i-have-random","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/05\/12\/i-have-random\/","title":{"rendered":"I have RANDOM!"},"content":{"rendered":"

In an effort to look like I’m actually doing something, I finally got around to adding the random quotes aspect I’ve been wanting for a while. See it, up there under the stupid banner-shaped text-image thing I’ve been using for three million years? Yeah, I’ll do something about that when I actually give a shit.
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\nI don’t give a shit because I have fucking RANDOM!<\/i><\/p>\n

Also, it’s really fucking great random. It’s a plugin from ZombieRobot.com<\/a>, and it’s just great. It has some funny messages, and…stuff. And it’s got a nice little interface through the dashboard, and stores the quotey-crap in the database.<\/p>\n

It also adds three quotes, to, y’know, get you started. So I left those in, just because….<\/p>\n

I shall be adding more quotes. Maybe I’ll include some of those strange search terms I’ve seen. I really don’t know.<\/p>\n

RANDOM!<\/p>\n

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