{"id":274,"date":"2006-05-24T14:47:39","date_gmt":"2006-05-24T21:47:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2006\/05\/i-hates-the-myspace\/"},"modified":"2006-05-24T14:47:39","modified_gmt":"2006-05-24T21:47:39","slug":"i-hates-the-myspace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/05\/24\/i-hates-the-myspace\/","title":{"rendered":"I Hates the MySpace."},"content":{"rendered":"

So, I’d never sign up for MySpace, right? You’d think….<\/p>\n

Imagine my surprise when I start getting invite-ey crap from MySpace GROUPS. At my I’veNeverToldAnyone-NotEvenOnlineStores email address.<\/p>\n

Some twat calling itself ‘taylor’ just got its account deleted — by me — because it used my fucking email address to get his account. And it probably wasn’t a ‘oh, it had the email address before you, shut up’ sort of thing, because I’ve had this email address for…quite a while now.<\/p>\n

I’m also starting to hate Target’s shipping. Because…no table yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So, I’d never sign up for MySpace, right? You’d think…. Imagine my surprise when I start getting invite-ey crap from MySpace GROUPS. At my I’veNeverToldAnyone-NotEvenOnlineStores email address. Some twat calling itself ‘taylor’ just got its account deleted — by me … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-4q","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=274"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}