{"id":282,"date":"2006-06-02T16:42:36","date_gmt":"2006-06-02T23:42:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2006\/06\/waiting-on-tables-3-unexpected-strangeness\/"},"modified":"2013-02-23T05:58:17","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T05:58:17","slug":"waiting-on-tables-3-unexpected-strangeness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/06\/02\/waiting-on-tables-3-unexpected-strangeness\/","title":{"rendered":"Waiting on Tables 3: Unexpected strangeness."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, before I went to bed, I checked my Target.com account and noticed that my old order was gone, and there was a new one with a total cost of $0.00, so that&#8217;s one promise followed-through-upon.<\/p>\n<p>Or something.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nAlso, with the quickness thing, they seem to have followed through on that somewhat, as well.  It has shipped, according to the email I just got.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s strange, beyond all this?  The tracking numbers.<\/p>\n<p>Yes.  I said <i>tracking number<b>s<\/b><\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>There are two of them, both with UPS.  And we know the problems I&#8217;ve had with UPS in the past &#8212; I&#8217;m having a new one now, because of their nonworkingness on Saturday, and a two-day-air that I&#8217;m going to be getting three days from now because of the goddamn weekend&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>But, about this table thing.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m getting two packages, bound in UPS&#8217;s little system through the &#8216;multiple packages&#8217; thing, whatever that is.  One of them is an expected eighty pounds.  The other is 45lbs.<\/p>\n<p>It is strange.  The first package is the shipping weight of the table, as listed on the website.  I don&#8217;t know what this second package is all about.<\/p>\n<p>I guess I&#8217;ll find out, hopefully in Waiting on Tables 4&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>EDIT: UPS&#8217;s tracking says that the packages will be here on the 7th.<\/p>\n<p>I doubt it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, before I went to bed, I checked my Target.com account and noticed that my old order was gone, and there was a new one with a total cost of $0.00, so that&#8217;s one promise followed-through-upon. Or something.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-282","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-4y","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=282"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2006,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282\/revisions\/2006"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}