{"id":2822,"date":"2015-04-15T21:05:09","date_gmt":"2015-04-16T03:05:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/?p=2822"},"modified":"2015-04-15T21:05:09","modified_gmt":"2015-04-16T03:05:09","slug":"me-tie-dough-ty-walker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2015\/04\/15\/me-tie-dough-ty-walker\/","title":{"rendered":"Me tie dough-ty walker!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_225408.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_225408-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"20131225_225408\" width=\"584\" height=\"329\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2553\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_225408-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_225408-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_225408-500x281.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Lynchee kinchy colly molly dingo dingo!<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;which, by the way, translates respectively as &#8216;Doggie wanna go walkies?&#8217; and &#8216;New owner, observe, this is what happened to the last guy who only pretended to throw the ball.&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lynchee kinchy colly molly dingo dingo! &#8230;which, by the way, translates respectively as &#8216;Doggie wanna go walkies?&#8217; and &#8216;New owner, observe, this is what happened to the last guy who only pretended to throw the ball.&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[230],"tags":[237,231],"class_list":["post-2822","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eyeday","tag-scary-stories","tag-wibbly"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-Jw","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2822","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2822"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2822\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2823,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2822\/revisions\/2823"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}