{"id":2825,"date":"2015-04-22T22:05:31","date_gmt":"2015-04-23T04:05:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/?p=2825"},"modified":"2015-04-22T22:10:38","modified_gmt":"2015-04-23T04:10:38","slug":"old-woman-all-skin-and-bone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2015\/04\/22\/old-woman-all-skin-and-bone\/","title":{"rendered":"Old Woman All Skin and Bone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The woman to the preacher said,<br \/>\n&#8220;Shall I look like that when I am dead?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_225538.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2554\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_225538-576x1024.jpg\" alt=\"20131225_225538\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_225538-576x1024.jpg 576w, https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_225538-168x300.jpg 168w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The preacher was getting pretty sick of her shit.  This was the fifth time today she&#8217;d asked that question, and he really wished she&#8217;d stop digging up the church graveyard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The woman to the preacher said, &#8220;Shall I look like that when I am dead?&#8221; The preacher was getting pretty sick of her shit. This was the fifth time today she&#8217;d asked that question, and he really wished she&#8217;d stop &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2015\/04\/22\/old-woman-all-skin-and-bone\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[230],"tags":[237,231],"class_list":["post-2825","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eyeday","tag-scary-stories","tag-wibbly"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-Jz","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2825","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2825"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2825\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2827,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2825\/revisions\/2827"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}