{"id":2829,"date":"2015-04-29T20:31:45","date_gmt":"2015-04-30T02:31:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/?p=2829"},"modified":"2015-04-29T20:31:45","modified_gmt":"2015-04-30T02:31:45","slug":"he-heard-footsteps-coming-up-the-cellar-stairs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2015\/04\/29\/he-heard-footsteps-coming-up-the-cellar-stairs\/","title":{"rendered":"He Heard Footsteps Coming Up the Cellar Stairs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, there are ghosts in this chapter.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_225702.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_225702-576x1024.jpg\" alt=\"20131225_225702\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2555\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_225702-576x1024.jpg 576w, https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_225702-168x300.jpg 168w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This particular ghost gives me the sense that he died while racing to the bathroom after his first encounter with tacos, or possibly curry. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, there are ghosts in this chapter. This particular ghost gives me the sense that he died while racing to the bathroom after his first encounter with tacos, or possibly curry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[230],"tags":[237,231],"class_list":["post-2829","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eyeday","tag-scary-stories","tag-wibbly"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-JD","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2829","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2829"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2829\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2830,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2829\/revisions\/2830"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2829"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2829"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2829"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}