{"id":2832,"date":"2015-05-06T13:21:26","date_gmt":"2015-05-06T19:21:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/?p=2832"},"modified":"2015-05-06T13:21:26","modified_gmt":"2015-05-06T19:21:26","slug":"the-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2015\/05\/06\/the-thing\/","title":{"rendered":"The Thing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m going to try to touch it. Then we&#8217;ll know if it&#8217;s real.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_225748.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2556\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_225748-576x1024.jpg\" alt=\"20131225_225748\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_225748-576x1024.jpg 576w, https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_225748-168x300.jpg 168w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Of course, Sam&#8217;s reaction to everything was &#8216;try to touch it&#8217;.  And it was a vast improvement over his previous habit of &#8216;testing reality by licking everything&#8217;.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m going to try to touch it. Then we&#8217;ll know if it&#8217;s real.&#8221; Of course, Sam&#8217;s reaction to everything was &#8216;try to touch it&#8217;. And it was a vast improvement over his previous habit of &#8216;testing reality by licking everything&#8217;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[230],"tags":[237,231],"class_list":["post-2832","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eyeday","tag-scary-stories","tag-wibbly"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-JG","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2832","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2832"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2832\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2833,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2832\/revisions\/2833"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}