{"id":284,"date":"2006-06-05T23:49:20","date_gmt":"2006-06-06T06:49:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2006\/06\/i-just-cant-help-myself\/"},"modified":"2013-02-23T05:58:12","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T05:58:12","slug":"i-just-cant-help-myself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/06\/05\/i-just-cant-help-myself\/","title":{"rendered":"I just can’t help myself…."},"content":{"rendered":"

So, I ran out of soda today….<\/p>\n

That was bad, y’know? Because…running out of soda is the baddest of all bad things in the world. Worse than nuclear war and everything.
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\nA trip to Sam’s Club happened. Before Sam’s Club, there was WalMart, where there were fans and hose quick-connects, and many other things that I needed. Or, possibly, wanted. So I got those. And then I got soda.<\/p>\n

And then we went to see the third XMen movie. It was not as cool as Silent Hill, but there was much death. And sequel-setup endings. And stuff.<\/p>\n

Much setting-up and putting-together of stuff later, I finally get back to my computer, where I find this waiting for me:<\/p>\n

[10:32:36] dvswraith<\/a>: I know you hate IMs, but the pic on your profile has become a horrible internet advertisement, that I’m sure you had little to do with.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

…smart would’ve been, say, including a link to this ‘horrible internet advertisment’.<\/p>\n

Assuming it actually exists.<\/p>\n

I think maybe I must go enjoy my new MST3K box set now. Volume 9 got here in the mail today. Or maybe I’ll watch Profiler. Or some other movie I happen to have here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So, I ran out of soda today…. That was bad, y’know? Because…running out of soda is the baddest of all bad things in the world. Worse than nuclear war and everything.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-4A","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=284"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2005,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284\/revisions\/2005"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}