{"id":2890,"date":"2015-07-01T20:10:08","date_gmt":"2015-07-02T02:10:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/?p=2890"},"modified":"2015-07-01T20:10:08","modified_gmt":"2015-07-02T02:10:08","slug":"room-for-one-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2015\/07\/01\/room-for-one-more\/","title":{"rendered":"Room for One More"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The elevator was full, so the man decided to wait for the next one.  Every safety device failed spectacularly, and everyone in the elevator died.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_231240-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"20131225_231240\" width=\"584\" height=\"329\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2565\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_231240-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_231240-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_231240-500x281.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The man wasn&#8217;t saved, though.  He died very soon after, because he never took the stairs and had really high cholesterol.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The elevator was full, so the man decided to wait for the next one. Every safety device failed spectacularly, and everyone in the elevator died. The man wasn&#8217;t saved, though. He died very soon after, because he never took the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2015\/07\/01\/room-for-one-more\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[230],"tags":[237,231],"class_list":["post-2890","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eyeday","tag-scary-stories","tag-wibbly"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-KC","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2890","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2890"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2890\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2891,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2890\/revisions\/2891"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}