{"id":2898,"date":"2015-07-22T21:46:05","date_gmt":"2015-07-23T03:46:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/?p=2898"},"modified":"2015-07-22T21:46:05","modified_gmt":"2015-07-23T03:46:05","slug":"high-beams","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2015\/07\/22\/high-beams\/","title":{"rendered":"High Beams."},"content":{"rendered":"

Y’know what’s kinda interesting? How we went from ‘it’s scary because the threat was in the car and he highbeams saved her’ to ‘the threat was the other car all along–she never made it home.’<\/p>\n

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And by interesting, I mean ‘boring and predictable.’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Y’know what’s kinda interesting? How we went from ‘it’s scary because the threat was in the car and he highbeams saved her’ to ‘the threat was the other car all along–she never made it home.’ And by interesting, I mean … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[230],"tags":[237,231],"class_list":["post-2898","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eyeday","tag-scary-stories","tag-wibbly"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-KK","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2898","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2898"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2898\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2899,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2898\/revisions\/2899"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}