{"id":2900,"date":"2015-07-29T12:31:54","date_gmt":"2015-07-29T18:31:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/?p=2900"},"modified":"2015-07-29T12:31:54","modified_gmt":"2015-07-29T18:31:54","slug":"the-babysitter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2015\/07\/29\/the-babysitter\/","title":{"rendered":"The Babysitter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is a scary, scary story, kids.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_231745-576x1024.jpg\" alt=\"20131225_231745\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2569\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_231745-576x1024.jpg 576w, https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_231745-168x300.jpg 168w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Not too long ago, Caller ID wasn&#8217;t a thing.  And having a second phone line in the house was pretty fancy, and not just what you did because, otherwise, you couldn&#8217;t get online without getting kicked off when someone had to make a call.<\/p>\n<p>Yes.  That actually happened.  <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not responsible for any lost sleep.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a scary, scary story, kids. Not too long ago, Caller ID wasn&#8217;t a thing. And having a second phone line in the house was pretty fancy, and not just what you did because, otherwise, you couldn&#8217;t get online &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2015\/07\/29\/the-babysitter\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[230],"tags":[237,231],"class_list":["post-2900","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eyeday","tag-scary-stories","tag-wibbly"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-KM","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2900","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2900"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2900\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2901,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2900\/revisions\/2901"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}