{"id":2905,"date":"2015-08-12T20:22:49","date_gmt":"2015-08-13T02:22:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/?p=2905"},"modified":"2015-08-12T20:22:49","modified_gmt":"2015-08-13T02:22:49","slug":"the-viper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2015\/08\/12\/the-viper\/","title":{"rendered":"The Viper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last week, I couldn&#8217;t get the description due to a power outage.  <\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve reached the &#8216;funny&#8217; scary stories.  <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_231925-576x1024.jpg\" alt=\"20131225_231925\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2571\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_231925-576x1024.jpg 576w, https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_231925-168x300.jpg 168w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And hey, this should be a good reminder to everyone to change their car vipers.  Or not.  Because even a dead viper is a good security system.  <\/p>\n<p>Nobody wants to steal a car that stinks of decomposition. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last week, I couldn&#8217;t get the description due to a power outage. We&#8217;ve reached the &#8216;funny&#8217; scary stories. And hey, this should be a good reminder to everyone to change their car vipers. Or not. Because even a dead viper &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2015\/08\/12\/the-viper\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[230],"tags":[237,231],"class_list":["post-2905","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eyeday","tag-scary-stories","tag-wibbly"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-KR","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2905","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2905"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2905\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2906,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2905\/revisions\/2906"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2905"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2905"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2905"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}