{"id":291,"date":"2006-06-11T23:08:22","date_gmt":"2006-06-12T06:08:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2006\/06\/i-wonder-3\/"},"modified":"2006-06-11T23:08:22","modified_gmt":"2006-06-12T06:08:22","slug":"i-wonder-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/06\/11\/i-wonder-3\/","title":{"rendered":"I wonder&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Would I get bothered for being a likely shoplifter if I walked around in a grocery store with a plush Cthulhu backpack?  Or would I just get bothered for being a fucking freak?<\/p>\n<p>I kinda want one, because now I have a bunch of stuff that I&#8217;m probably going to be carrying around with me, and I so rarely have pockets&#8230;but&#8230;should I really get a thirty-to-fifty-dollar plush backpack?  What if it triggers a comeback in the stupid teddybear backpacks?  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Would I get bothered for being a likely shoplifter if I walked around in a grocery store with a plush Cthulhu backpack? Or would I just get bothered for being a fucking freak? I kinda want one, because now I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/06\/11\/i-wonder-3\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-4H","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=291"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}