{"id":2910,"date":"2015-08-26T23:34:13","date_gmt":"2015-08-27T05:34:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/?p=2910"},"modified":"2015-08-26T23:34:13","modified_gmt":"2015-08-27T05:34:13","slug":"wait-till-martin-comes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2015\/08\/26\/wait-till-martin-comes\/","title":{"rendered":"Wait Till Martin Comes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Shall we do it now?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_232257-576x1024.jpg\" alt=\"20131225_232257\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2573\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_232257-576x1024.jpg 576w, https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_232257-168x300.jpg 168w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No. Let&#8217;s wait till Martin comes.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Shall we do it now?&#8221; &#8220;No. Let&#8217;s wait till Martin comes.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[230],"tags":[237,231],"class_list":["post-2910","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eyeday","tag-scary-stories","tag-wibbly"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-KW","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2910","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2910"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2910\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2911,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2910\/revisions\/2911"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2910"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2910"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2910"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}