{"id":2938,"date":"2015-11-04T15:46:59","date_gmt":"2015-11-04T22:46:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/?p=2938"},"modified":"2015-11-25T15:54:00","modified_gmt":"2015-11-25T22:54:00","slug":"the-cats-paw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2015\/11\/04\/the-cats-paw\/","title":{"rendered":"The Cat&#8217;s Paw"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Something is stealing meat from Jed Smith&#8217;s smokehouse.  Jed shoots a foot off it, but it escapes up the chimney.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_233139-576x1024.jpg\" alt=\"20131225_233139\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2583\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_233139-576x1024.jpg 576w, https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_233139-168x300.jpg 168w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and I&#8217;m not entirely sure it&#8217;s meat that gets smoked in that &#8216;smokehouse&#8217;.  I mean, holy shit, what, exactly, was he smoking if this is what he saw?  <\/p>\n<p>And then it escaped up a chimney?  What, can it fly?  <\/p>\n<p>Is it a lion? Is it a male lion wearing a string of pearls?  Does the lady of this story turn into a majestic male lion?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Something is stealing meat from Jed Smith&#8217;s smokehouse. Jed shoots a foot off it, but it escapes up the chimney. &#8230;and I&#8217;m not entirely sure it&#8217;s meat that gets smoked in that &#8216;smokehouse&#8217;. I mean, holy shit, what, exactly, was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2015\/11\/04\/the-cats-paw\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[230],"tags":[237,231],"class_list":["post-2938","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eyeday","tag-scary-stories","tag-wibbly"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-Lo","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2938","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2938"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2938\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2939,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2938\/revisions\/2939"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2938"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2938"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2938"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}