{"id":2940,"date":"2015-11-11T15:54:21","date_gmt":"2015-11-11T22:54:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/?p=2940"},"modified":"2015-11-25T16:00:20","modified_gmt":"2015-11-25T23:00:20","slug":"the-voice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2015\/11\/11\/the-voice\/","title":{"rendered":"The Voice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Ellen, I&#8217;m coming up the stairs.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>I&#8217;m on the first step&#8230;.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>I&#8217;m on the second step&#8230;.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>I&#8217;m on the top step&#8230;.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>I&#8217;m outside your room&#8230;.<\/i><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_233228-576x1024.jpg\" alt=\"20131225_233228\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2584\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_233228-576x1024.jpg 576w, https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_233228-168x300.jpg 168w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><i>Ellen, what did I tell you, twenty minutes before I even started coming up the stairs?  Did I say &#8216;summon an eldritch horror?&#8217;  I don&#8217;t think so.  I told you to go to bed.  You had plenty of time to end the ritual, but no, I caught you messing with dark powers when you were supposed to be waiting for me to tuck you in. Wait &#8217;till I summon up your father&#8230;.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ellen, I&#8217;m coming up the stairs. I&#8217;m on the first step&#8230;. I&#8217;m on the second step&#8230;. I&#8217;m on the top step&#8230;. I&#8217;m outside your room&#8230;. Ellen, what did I tell you, twenty minutes before I even started coming up the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2015\/11\/11\/the-voice\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[230],"tags":[237,231],"class_list":["post-2940","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eyeday","tag-scary-stories","tag-wibbly"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-Lq","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2940","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2940"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2940\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2941,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2940\/revisions\/2941"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2940"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2940"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2940"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}