{"id":2949,"date":"2015-12-09T04:41:25","date_gmt":"2015-12-09T11:41:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/?p=2949"},"modified":"2016-03-02T04:45:46","modified_gmt":"2016-03-02T11:45:46","slug":"cemetery-soup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2015\/12\/09\/cemetery-soup\/","title":{"rendered":"Cemetery Soup"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2588\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_233641-576x1024.jpg\" alt=\"20131225_233641\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_233641-576x1024.jpg 576w, https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_233641-168x300.jpg 168w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Woman finds bone, makes soup, and is pretty fucking nonchalant about the angry voice that wants it back.<\/p>\n<p>Also, she eats the soup.<\/p>\n<p>I know the angry, unseen entity that wants the bone back is supposed to be the scary thing, but I&#8217;m more afraid of this woman. Who the fuck is she? How bad is the world that she makes Random Bone Soup?<\/p>\n<p>What fucking crazy, candle-lit dystopian nightmare does she live in?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Woman finds bone, makes soup, and is pretty fucking nonchalant about the angry voice that wants it back. Also, she eats the soup. I know the angry, unseen entity that wants the bone back is supposed to be the scary &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2015\/12\/09\/cemetery-soup\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[230],"tags":[237,231],"class_list":["post-2949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eyeday","tag-scary-stories","tag-wibbly"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-Lz","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2949","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2949"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2949\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2950,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2949\/revisions\/2950"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}