{"id":2973,"date":"2016-03-02T05:20:00","date_gmt":"2016-03-02T12:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/?p=2973"},"modified":"2016-03-02T05:20:00","modified_gmt":"2016-03-02T12:20:00","slug":"harold","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2016\/03\/02\/harold\/","title":{"rendered":"Harold"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_235914-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"20131225_235914\" width=\"584\" height=\"329\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_235914-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_235914-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_235914-500x281.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t talk to your scarecrows, or name them.  <\/p>\n<p>These are very basic rules for not ending up with a murder-scarecrow, above even &#8216;don&#8217;t bleed on them&#8217; and &#8216;don&#8217;t make them out of the skins of passing roadtrippers.&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t talk to your scarecrows, or name them. These are very basic rules for not ending up with a murder-scarecrow, above even &#8216;don&#8217;t bleed on them&#8217; and &#8216;don&#8217;t make them out of the skins of passing roadtrippers.&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[230],"tags":[237,231],"class_list":["post-2973","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eyeday","tag-scary-stories","tag-wibbly"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s3bMfN-harold","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2973","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2973"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2973\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2974,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2973\/revisions\/2974"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2973"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2973"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2973"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}