{"id":2982,"date":"2016-04-06T05:29:11","date_gmt":"2016-04-06T11:29:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/?p=2982"},"modified":"2016-03-02T05:30:53","modified_gmt":"2016-03-02T12:30:53","slug":"the-dream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2016\/04\/06\/the-dream\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dream"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131226_000244-576x1024.jpg\" alt=\"20131226_000244\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2604\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131226_000244-576x1024.jpg 576w, https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131226_000244-168x300.jpg 168w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Wait, so&#8230;this creature is trying to help?<\/p>\n<p>What?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wait, so&#8230;this creature is trying to help? What?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[230],"tags":[237,231],"class_list":["post-2982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eyeday","tag-scary-stories","tag-wibbly"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-M6","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2982"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2982\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2983,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2982\/revisions\/2983"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}