{"id":311,"date":"2006-07-10T17:02:35","date_gmt":"2006-07-11T00:02:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2006\/07\/nothing-really-2\/"},"modified":"2013-02-23T05:54:54","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T05:54:54","slug":"nothing-really-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/07\/10\/nothing-really-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Nothing, really&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I guess I could mention that we&#8217;re having some irritating problems with our milk delivery.  The wrong kind of milk one week, and then the driver didn&#8217;t even bother to stop another week.  But that seems awfully boring, especially compared to my Great Adventures In Contraception&#8230;but there&#8217;s nothing new there&#8230;.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nWhat is new, really&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>As of yesterday, I got my first searches related to a certain fucking retard who thinks that &#8216;shit, this site is unreadable&#8217; means &#8216;OMGLOLURLUSERSLOL&#8217; or&#8230;whatever the fuck it translates into for him.<\/p>\n<p>17,132 hits after it promised it would leave and never come back, and I caused it to be redirected over to another website entirely.  What can I say about it that I haven&#8217;t already?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m nearly done with the Left Behind series.  It took me longer than I expected because of&#8230;well, stuff.  There was the iPodFuckingBroke Setback, and the WTFNotInOrder? setback&#8230;which I should probably explain&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>See, the iPod, it does not understand that Audiobooks can be in mp3 format, if you happen to, say, encode them yourself from a CD that you happen to own, or&#8230;something.  It was .m4b.  It&#8217;s a picky little bitch.<\/p>\n<p>Also, fucking audiobooks always seem to come in billions of teeny little files, instead of larger, more logical bookmarkable files.  That&#8217;s irritating, too.  So, I had to find a way to merge them, and then convert them &#8212; and, of course, iTunes only does the second part.  And that seems to be the only way I can do it&#8230;fucking iTunes won&#8217;t let me pull in anything I&#8217;ve converted to .m4ANYTHING with, say, Xilisoft, which seems to be much happier about not consuming my entire fucking machine while converting stuff&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>So&#8230;meh.  I find a way to merge them, but discover quickly that some of the things merged all&#8230;backwards.  So I have to go remerge them, and then, of course, reconvert them.  And, because I can&#8217;t convert directly to m4b, I have to rename the files from m4a to m4b, which is kinda irritating, but there are ways to mass-rename things&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>So&#8230;nearly done with Armageddon, nearly on to The Glorious Appearing.  I can only imagine what everyone&#8217;s going to sound like in the last book, because&#8230;wow, it&#8217;s been a real surprise party full of transgenders with mismatched voices in the last few books.  What with Count Carpathia [or Car-PATH-ia] going from The Count to The Girly-Man With RubberBanded Balls from one book to the next.  And Godfather Fortunato turning into&#8230;I have no fucking clue&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>And could we possibly settle on a pronunciation for Dtztsziyiaon Ben Judah&#8217;s name one of these books?  He&#8217;s not in direct competition with the word &#8216;majgickyquwe&#8217; for variations in either spelling or pronunciation here&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>After this series is done, I&#8217;m not sure what I&#8217;ll listen to next.  Maybe I should switch over to music for a while, and listen to that while I get work done, because&#8230;wow, there&#8217;s lots of that&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve just noticed that 1. there&#8217;s a storm coming in, 2. my iPod needs charging, and 3. my head kinda hurts.  Also, 4. I&#8217;ve run out of things to say, and, possibly, 5. I really wish my lawn would just stop pretending to be the gateway to hell and suck those annoying kids into its firey depths, because there&#8217;s really no good reason for it to be 106 out there on days when it&#8217;s only in the 80s anywhere else otherwise&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I guess I could mention that we&#8217;re having some irritating problems with our milk delivery. 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