{"id":312,"date":"2006-07-11T23:32:09","date_gmt":"2006-07-12T06:32:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2006\/07\/newsflash-idiot-takes-onion-seriously-then-tries-to-pretend-turning-satire-around-on-them\/"},"modified":"2006-07-11T23:32:09","modified_gmt":"2006-07-12T06:32:09","slug":"newsflash-idiot-takes-onion-seriously-then-tries-to-pretend-turning-satire-around-on-them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/07\/11\/newsflash-idiot-takes-onion-seriously-then-tries-to-pretend-turning-satire-around-on-them\/","title":{"rendered":"Newsflash:  Idiot takes Onion Seriously, then tries to pretend &#039;turning satire around on them&#039;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/marchtogether.blogspot.com\/2006\/07\/murder-without-conscience.html\">March Together For Life: Murder without conscience<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Assuming this pro-birth, pro-babymill [let&#8217;s just make up terms here] freak doesn&#8217;t get smart enough to find the &#8216;OH FUCK HIDE MY MISTAKES DELETE DELETE DELETE&#8217; button, there&#8217;s even more, including where it kinda misunderstands satire in the way that&#8230;most people do, and then completely misunderstands sentences!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/marchtogether.blogspot.com\/\">http:\/\/marchtogether.blogspot.com\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Good job, dummy.<\/p>\n<p>This was stolen from the <a href=\"http:\/\/board.grem.tv\">board<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>March Together For Life: Murder without conscience Assuming this pro-birth, pro-babymill [let&#8217;s just make up terms here] freak doesn&#8217;t get smart enough to find the &#8216;OH FUCK HIDE MY MISTAKES DELETE DELETE DELETE&#8217; button, there&#8217;s even more, including where it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/07\/11\/newsflash-idiot-takes-onion-seriously-then-tries-to-pretend-turning-satire-around-on-them\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-websites"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-52","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=312"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}