I haven’t actually played this game, so I don’t really know if it sucks to play, or what. I’m sitting here watching Gremlin play it. So far, I’ve seen some half-assed mission-type concepts — destroy this, eat that — and not much else, as far as that goes. Mostly because he keeps getting killed by the fuel pumps.
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\nThere’s this part where you have to destroy a dock. The dock is impressively strong — it survives having a Really Big Shark land on it after the RBS leaps out of the water.<\/p>\n
Right before that, you attack swimmers…who aren’t swimmers yet, because they’re on the beach. And you can be too, if you jump just right. So there’s a Huge Fucking Shark all flipping around on the sand, going after these running people.<\/p>\n
And you get points for eating bodybags that just happen to be underwater, and other stuff.<\/p>\n
So, um…you’re a shark. And you eat stuff. And break stuff. And eat some more stuff.<\/p>\n
Sometimes, the people sound like roosters crowing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I haven’t actually played this game, so I don’t really know if it sucks to play, or what. I’m sitting here watching Gremlin play it. So far, I’ve seen some half-assed mission-type concepts — destroy this, eat that — and … Continue reading