This whole mailbox based game rental concept is just wonderfully snazzy and shit. You get a game, and when you’ve discovered that you’re sick of it twelve hours later, you just put it out in the mailbox and raise your little plastic flag.<\/p>\n
So, we didn’t keep the first game very long. Why? Because it was Rampage: Total Destruction<\/a>. It’s mildly entertaining, but only for a few rounds. I’ve been told that it used to be some sort of ‘arcade’ thing, whatever an ‘arcade’ is — something about big, wooden boxes with screens, and you have to put quarters<\/i> in. And other people can come in and play other games, or watch you, and there’s no saves, and no memory cards. How silly is that?<\/p>\n Anyway, it probably retains some of that ‘arcadeness’ in the strange Man Who Yells About Your Bonuses. He’s just Ever So Important — you can tell, because he has Important Voice.<\/p>\n There’s also the ever so important BIG FLASHY WORDS WHENEVER SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENS, and stuff like that.<\/p>\n The high point of the game? Well, I didn’t think it could get any better than the strange Deep Oneish character that you can start out with [there are four or five there and ready to play when you start the game], but no. No, it got better than that. When we unlocked two different squidlike mutant-things that could be played? That was pretty much it. A few rounds of Cthulhiesque destruction wrought by a squid that climbs buildings, picks up cars, and spins around in the air a lot making helicopters blow up, and that was pretty much it. Nothing’s going to get better than that.<\/p>\n So it was kinda lame. So what? It’s not like I bought it or anything. It’s a rental…and hey, I’m still in my ten day free trial.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" This whole mailbox based game rental concept is just wonderfully snazzy and shit. You get a game, and when you’ve discovered that you’re sick of it twelve hours later, you just put it out in the mailbox and raise your … Continue reading
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\nEver played Destroy All Monsters Melee or Godzilla Saves the World, or whatever that PS2 Godzilla fightey game was…? Rampage was kinda like that, except with strange, cartoonier monsters.<\/p>\n