{"id":355,"date":"2006-09-15T00:16:48","date_gmt":"2006-09-15T07:16:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2006\/09\/damn-them\/"},"modified":"2006-09-15T00:16:48","modified_gmt":"2006-09-15T07:16:48","slug":"damn-them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/09\/15\/damn-them\/","title":{"rendered":"Damn them&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Twilight Princess.  December 11th.  God, like that&#8217;ll actually get to me before the Super Massive Black Hole of Gift Shipping Hell&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Also, I missed spam Thursday again.  Oh well.  I was busy sleeping, and playing Animal Crossing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Twilight Princess. December 11th. God, like that&#8217;ll actually get to me before the Super Massive Black Hole of Gift Shipping Hell&#8230;. Also, I missed spam Thursday again. Oh well. I was busy sleeping, and playing Animal Crossing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-5J","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=355"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}