{"id":364,"date":"2006-10-12T05:02:42","date_gmt":"2006-10-12T12:02:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2006\/10\/from-the-least-likely-to-be-uttered-by-hunter-phrase-list\/"},"modified":"2013-02-23T05:47:00","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T05:47:00","slug":"from-the-least-likely-to-be-uttered-by-hunter-phrase-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/10\/12\/from-the-least-likely-to-be-uttered-by-hunter-phrase-list\/","title":{"rendered":"From the ‘least likely to be uttered by Hunter’ phrase list…."},"content":{"rendered":"

Yeah. I’ve got to work on my feng shui.<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I said that…possibly two days ago. I’m pretty sure I said it to Gremlin, because who else would I be saying things to? [Okay, there’s Zombi…but she doesn’t talk back. Much.] I was in bed at the time.
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\nI was also playing Animal Crossing: Wild World at the time.<\/p>\n

I’ve recently become more than a little hooked on this game, and I’ve been looking up various things online about bettering my gameplay experience. I learned lots of things, like, holy shit, there’s a golden shovel that I can get if I were to just buy a second one and bury one of them. And there’s other golden items. And there’s money rocks, and feng shui. And stuff.<\/p>\n

None of the sites were able to tell me how to make friends so I can actually play the wifi thing, but that’s okay. I don’t really need to do that, unless I actually want to get another Nook upgrade…which, I’m going through one of those today, and I’m rather displeased because that means ‘Nook-n-Go’ or whatever is going to be closed and that<\/i> means I can’t fish for fun and profits….<\/p>\n

Stupid ‘coon, ruining all my fun with his insipid upgrades.<\/p>\n

I guess it’s okay, though, because I’ll get at least five minutes of good gameplay out of the acorn gathering for mush furniture that I get to do for the rest of the week, because there’s some sort of festival going on. That’s moments of fun!<\/p>\n

Also, I’ve got some new fish and bugs held back for donating to the museum.<\/p>\n

What’ll I do with the rest of my barely-awake time, though?<\/p>\n

I’ll probably spend some time trying to see how close to 500 whatevers I can get in the Get in Shape game on Big Brain Academy, or maybe I’ll play that Mario cardgame….<\/p>\n

And then, when I wake up again, if I’m pain-free enough, I’m seriously considering inducing even more pain by going through that Atari Anthology and having a second childhood.<\/p>\n

But first, I should probably bring some coke in from the garage, because I’m on my last can….<\/p>\n

Also, I just noticed that I really, really killed my plants.<\/p>\n

Oops.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yeah. I’ve got to work on my feng shui. I said that…possibly two days ago. I’m pretty sure I said it to Gremlin, because who else would I be saying things to? [Okay, there’s Zombi…but she doesn’t talk back. Much.] … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-5S","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=364"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1961,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364\/revisions\/1961"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}