{"id":371,"date":"2006-10-26T12:47:06","date_gmt":"2006-10-26T19:47:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2006\/10\/really-super-important-pointless-braggy-update-of-nothing\/"},"modified":"2006-10-26T12:47:06","modified_gmt":"2006-10-26T19:47:06","slug":"really-super-important-pointless-braggy-update-of-nothing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/10\/26\/really-super-important-pointless-braggy-update-of-nothing\/","title":{"rendered":"Really Super Important Pointless Braggy Update of Nothing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got the golden slingshot!  Yaaay.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I know, that&#8217;s not really that huge of a deal, but&#8230;I actually managed to shoot down enough things in Animal Crossing: Wild World to get it.<\/p>\n<p>Good for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got the golden slingshot! Yaaay. Yeah, I know, that&#8217;s not really that huge of a deal, but&#8230;I actually managed to shoot down enough things in Animal Crossing: Wild World to get it. Good for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-5Z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=371"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}